Friday, February 27, 2009

Another Personality Test

Sh@r tagged me on Facebook and I thought it has been a while since I blogged or shared anything about me... You might find the answers interesting, you might not. The first question and the one about the right job for me cracks me up.

GET TO KNOW YOURSELF BETTER

Q: Imagine that you are walking along a path. What do you see around you? A: A yellow corn field against a brilliant blue sky.

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

Q: What do you see near your feet? A:

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for: You are not looking merely for a girl/boyfriend - you are looking for your life partner. Perhaps you should be more open-minded about who you spend time with. The person you are looking for might hide their charm under their exterior.

Q: Will you pick it up? A: Yes

Your readiness to commit to a relationship: You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

Q: You walk along and find water. In what form is the water? A: A lake

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Q: You see a key in the water and you pick it up. What does it look like? A: A beautiful antique key

Your views on education Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

Q: Next you stumble across a house. What type of house is it? A: A beautiful old stone castle

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

Q: What do you do next? A: Walk right on inside and explore

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

Q: Suddenly, something jumps out at you. What is it? A: A wizard

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Q: Because you are so scared you run until you see a wall blocking the path in front of you. There is a door, but it's locked, so you look through the key hole. What do you see? A: A beautiful house with a vast garden.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

You are Probably What You Wear

Sharing the following information with those who wish to know more about me. Tell me if you think it is true? I, for one, am intrigued with the answers.

Q: What is your style of clothes? A:Well groomed.

You're a romantic at heart. Sensitive and polite, you don't reveal your feelings to the world and prefer to contemplate your thoughts alone. Nevertheless, you care about others and make a loyal friend.

Q: What do you wear to bed? A: Underwear

You're a romantic person at heart. You are imaginative but your temper can sometimes get in the way of your happiness.

Q: Pick your favorite neckties. A: Dark colored neckties.

You enjoy being alone. You like to life the simple but good life, and you cherish your freedom. You are thoughtful, confident and uninterested in glamor.

Q: Pick your favorite belts. A: Black or brown belts.

You are a lonely and demanding person. You are hardworking as well as intelligent, and can be passionate when in love.

Q: Pick your shoes. A: Boots.

You are adventurous. You have high self-esteem and are able to keep your promises. You like to take chances and are always looking for new opportunities to make your life more exciting.

Q: pick your earrings. A: Small earrings made of precious stones.

You are probably a free spirit at heart with artistic talent. You are absolutely unique and are always coming up with lots of great ideas. Being happy is your most important goal.

Q: Which item do you like most? A: Necklaces.

The last analysis

You are probably a clever and adventurous person. You love to learn new things, and enjoy socializing with friends. Although you enjoy your freedom, you cherish peacefulness and like to spend time alone with your thoughts.

Bunny on Survival Mode

It has been a while. I know.
Busy is an understatement.
Know that I am doing okay.
Well, at least I have my health.
Grace surrounds me.
I live in faith.
There is hope that everything will turn out just fine.
I appreciate prayers.
I miss my loved ones.
I love teaching in class.
Emails and calls are welcome.
Support and encouragement forms the air I breathe.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

How to maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ' For marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache..

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.